It turns out the chocolate muffin hunters are now pushing for
gay marriage rights. The anti-sodomy laws were unfair, true enough. So we got rid of those. Drag queens the nation over rejoice:
now you can do all the nasty shit you want in the privacy of your home. But things are going too far.
Do you know what homosexuality is? It's a mutation, most likely
caused by a fetus being exposed to inappropriate levels of testosterone during pregnancy. And I don't mean a mutation
like the X men; the ability to push in another man's shit will not stop the war. That's why heterosexuals are so repulsed
by gay acts: they are wrong. How does it feel to be a biological accident, assholes?
So gays want marriage rights. Well, should they get them? The
answer: it's such a stupid thing to ask for that I say no, you can't. Marriage is an artificial construct of the church, so
as long as you're going to be fucking around with stupid-ass things like that, you might as well ban creepy gay people. Why
do they want to be accepted by the people that have been ostracizing them for centuries? Isn't that like when the little annoying
kid nobody likes gets his mom to make you play with him?
Now
granted, there is a legal side to marriage. The civil union should suffice; the conservatives get their way and the gays are
appeased.
